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Crap is the new Poo ( Anonymous )

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Gay is the new Straight ( Anonymous )

Quadrillion is the new Trillion ( Anonymous )

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Paper Towels are the new Burnables ( Anonymous )

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Rob is the new Don ( Anonymous )

Deli is the new Emporio ( Rafael Félix )

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909 is the new 310

Britney is the new Anna

Emo is the new Goth ( Anonymous )

Made in China is the new Consumer Alert Warning

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Slut is the new Prude ( Anonymous )

Rehab is the new Apology ( Anonymous )

A fat person is the new Smoker ( Anonymous )

Chris Brown is the new Usher ( Anonymous )

Me is the new You ( Anonymous )

Green is the new Yellow

Pills are the new Marijuana

MySpace is the new Blogosphere

Link Bait is the new Reciprocal Link

Joomla is the new Mambo

Facebook is the new Apple

Vegetarian is the new Prius

Green is the new Red

Fake is the new Real

Old is the new New

War is the new Peace ( Anonymous )

Bitter Child Custody Battling is the new Rehab ( Anonymous )

Rehab is the new Sex Tape

"green" is the new Prefab ( Anonymous )

Green is the new Pink ( Anonymous )

Porn is the new Church ( Anonymous )

Britney Spears is the new Mr. Clean

Orange is the new Tan

Laying down is the new Standing up. ( Nick )

Social network invite is the new Handshake

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Green is the new Red, White, and Blue

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No tie is the new Tie ( Anonymous )

Sharks are the new Bears ( Anonymous )

Poor is the new Rich

Twat is the new Cunt ( Anonymous )

Sincerity is the new Irony ( Anonymous )

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Us is the new Them ( )

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Meat is the new Vegetarian ( Anonymous )

Knitting is the new Rock n Roll

Referrer spam is the new Amway

Jobs is the new Frank Lloyd Wright

Twelve is the new Zero

70 is the new 50

White is the new Black

Iron is the new Platinum

Nearshore is the new Offshore

Conversion is the new Acquisition

Rani is the new Kajol

Alcohol is the new Crack

Painting is the new Taxidermy

Mac Mini is the new Altair

Together is the new Alone

Time is the new Money

New Years is the new Labor Day

Paper is the new Internet

Vi is the new Scite

Old is the new Young

The Drug War is the new Jim Crow

Wide is the new Black

Happiness is the new Economics

Iraq is the new Vietnam

Dumb is the new Daggy

Ohio is the new Florida

RSS is the new News

Clarendon is the new Helvetica

Organic is the new Kosher

Awkward is the new Black

Globalization is the new Normal

Hate is the new Love

Orange is the new Black

Search is the new Black

Desperate is the new Sex

Storage is the new Chips

Internet Pornography is the new Crack Cocaine

Dachshunds are the new Black

Fat is the new Tobacco

Anal Sex is the new Blowjob

The Butt Crack is the new Cleavage

The Prequel is the new Sequel

Peruvian is the new Mexican

Green is the new Black

Blogging is the new Remote control

Pale is the new Tan

XML is the new Black

The Sky is the new Ground

SanDisk is the new Kodak

Gay is the new Black

Audacity is the new CoolEdit

Brendan Benson is the new Loretta Lynn

Bowling is the new PE

White is the new Mercury

Imperialism is the new Black

Science is the new Latin

Knitting is the new Yoga

Brown is the new Blonde

Voting is the new Not voting

Java is the new COBOL

Sales is the new Marketing

The Internet is the new Paper

Blog is the new Black

Wesley Clark is the new Bob Graham

Poker is the new Bridge

Idiot is the new Asshole

Monday is the new Sunday

Safety is the new Recklessness

Fast is the new Slow

Peoplism is the new Capitalism

P5 is the new P2

Time is the new Money

Bryan McFadden is the new Robbie Williams

Red is the new Blonde

Victoria Gotti is the new Donatella Versace

Glam is the new Metal

Newsom is the new Nader

Tuesday is the new Monday

Gay is the new Straight

Green is the new Pink

Black is the new Red

Renting is the new Buying

Thursday is the new Friday

Twelve is the new Eleven

Disorder is the new Order

Awake is the new Sleep

MySpace is the new Friendster

Small is the new Big

Quiet is the new Loud

RSS is the new News

Hate is the new Love

Stuffing is the new Mortar

Chocolate is the new Black

Pepper is the new Salt

Food is the new Food

Fake is the new Real

AnotherUseless.Website is the new Useless web ( https://anotheruseless.website )

Canada is the new USA ( Anonymous )

Technology is the new Toys ( Anonymous )

Pho is the new Ramen ( Anonymous )

Drung is the new Drug ( Anonymous )

Weight loss is the new Smoking

Ben is the new Andre ( Anonymous )

Sameer is the new Val ( Anonymous )

Dog is the new Cat ( Anonymous )

Why is the new Oh ( Anonymous )

Groovy_4981798@sandboxhot.com is the new Groovy_4981798@sandboxhot.com

Impermanence is the new Permanence

Raptors is the new Jays ( Anonymous )

1000 is the new 1024 ( Anonymous )

Psychotherapy is the new Masculinity ( Anonymous )

Weekends are the new Crack ( Anonymous )

I had the idea for this are the new Website first! ( Anonymous )

710 is the new 420 ( Anonymous )

Is the new is the new Is the old ( Anonymous )

FaIdFPcWXZSGsnuCXTg is the new FuQKMlHL ( Anonymous )

Chemical weapons are the new WMD

Distributed is the new Centralized

DVD is the new VHS ( Anonymous )

Klyuchinskaya is the new Klyuchinskaya ( Anonymous )

Google is the new Dns ( Anonymous )

Java is the new Cobol

Tigho.com is the new Tigh Loughhead

Daniel Craig is the new Sid james ( Anonymous )

David beckham is the new Ricky gervais ( Anonymous )

NHL is the new NBA

50 is the new 48

Talking in Public to Siri is the new Bluetooth wearing in Public ( )

40 is the new 20 ( Anonymous )

Dubstep is the new Bassline

Apple is the new Microsoft ( Anonymous )

Google is the new Microsoft ( Anonymous )

Tattoo is the new Black Velvet Painting ( Anonymous )

Crap is the new Poo ( Anonymous )

Blank is the new Black

Blue is the new Black ( Anonymous )

Louis CK is the new George Carlin ( Anonymous )

Google before Tweet is the new Think Before You Speak

Green is the new Red ( Anonymous )

Gay is the new Straight ( Anonymous )

Quadrillion is the new Trillion ( Anonymous )

Trillion is the new Billion ( Anonymous )

Billion is the new Million ( Anonymous )

New is the new Old ( New New Gods -- DCP )

Almond Milk is the new Soy Milk ( Anonymous )

NotnA is the new Anton ( Anonymous )

Paper Towels are the new Burnables ( Anonymous )

Public is the new Private

Rob is the new Don ( Anonymous )

Deli is the new Emporio ( Rafael Félix )

New is the new Old ( )

Fuck is the new Shit ( thanks George! )

Twat is the new Cunt ( Anonymous )

Small is the new Big ( Anonymous )

SEX OFFENDER is the new DRUG OFFENDER ( Anonymous )

909 is the new 310

Britney is the new Anna

Emo is the new Goth ( Anonymous )

Made in China is the new Consumer Alert Warning

Drinking is the new AA ( Anonymous )

Slut is the new Prude ( Anonymous )

Rehab is the new Apology ( Anonymous )

A fat person is the new Smoker ( Anonymous )

Chris Brown is the new Usher ( Anonymous )

Me is the new You ( Anonymous )

Green is the new Yellow

Pills are the new Marijuana

MySpace is the new Blogosphere

Link Bait is the new Reciprocal Link

Joomla is the new Mambo

Facebook is the new Apple

Vegetarian is the new Prius

Green is the new Red

Fake is the new Real

Old is the new New

War is the new Peace ( Anonymous )

Bitter Child Custody Battling is the new Rehab ( Anonymous )

Rehab is the new Sex Tape

"green" is the new Prefab ( Anonymous )

Green is the new Pink ( Anonymous )

Porn is the new Church ( Anonymous )

Britney Spears is the new Mr. Clean

Orange is the new Tan

Laying down is the new Standing up. ( Nick )

Social network invite is the new Handshake

Old is the new Young ( Anonymous )

Green is the new Red, White, and Blue

Isthenew.net is the new Isthenew.com ( Anonymous )

No tie is the new Tie ( Anonymous )

Sharks are the new Bears ( Anonymous )

Poor is the new Rich

Twat is the new Cunt ( Anonymous )

Sincerity is the new Irony ( Anonymous )

80 is the new 40

Us is the new Them ( )

Down is the new Up ( Anonymous )

Meat is the new Vegetarian ( Anonymous )

Knitting is the new Rock n Roll

Referrer spam is the new Amway

Jobs is the new Frank Lloyd Wright

Twelve is the new Zero

70 is the new 50

White is the new Black

Iron is the new Platinum

Nearshore is the new Offshore

Conversion is the new Acquisition

Rani is the new Kajol

Alcohol is the new Crack

Painting is the new Taxidermy

Mac Mini is the new Altair

Together is the new Alone

Time is the new Money

New Years is the new Labor Day

Paper is the new Internet

Vi is the new Scite

Old is the new Young

The Drug War is the new Jim Crow

Wide is the new Black

Happiness is the new Economics

Iraq is the new Vietnam

Dumb is the new Daggy

Ohio is the new Florida

RSS is the new News

Clarendon is the new Helvetica

Organic is the new Kosher

Awkward is the new Black

Globalization is the new Normal

Hate is the new Love

Orange is the new Black

Search is the new Black

Desperate is the new Sex

Storage is the new Chips

Internet Pornography is the new Crack Cocaine

Dachshunds are the new Black

Fat is the new Tobacco

Anal Sex is the new Blowjob

The Butt Crack is the new Cleavage

The Prequel is the new Sequel

Peruvian is the new Mexican

Green is the new Black

Blogging is the new Remote control

Pale is the new Tan

XML is the new Black

The Sky is the new Ground

SanDisk is the new Kodak

Gay is the new Black

Audacity is the new CoolEdit

Brendan Benson is the new Loretta Lynn

Bowling is the new PE

White is the new Mercury

Imperialism is the new Black

Science is the new Latin

Knitting is the new Yoga

Brown is the new Blonde

Voting is the new Not voting

Java is the new COBOL

Sales is the new Marketing

The Internet is the new Paper

Blog is the new Black

Wesley Clark is the new Bob Graham

Poker is the new Bridge

Idiot is the new Asshole

Monday is the new Sunday

Safety is the new Recklessness

Fast is the new Slow

Peoplism is the new Capitalism

P5 is the new P2

Time is the new Money

Bryan McFadden is the new Robbie Williams

Red is the new Blonde

Victoria Gotti is the new Donatella Versace

Glam is the new Metal

Newsom is the new Nader

Tuesday is the new Monday

Gay is the new Straight

Green is the new Pink

Black is the new Red

Renting is the new Buying

Thursday is the new Friday

Twelve is the new Eleven

Disorder is the new Order

Awake is the new Sleep

MySpace is the new Friendster

Small is the new Big

Quiet is the new Loud

RSS is the new News

Hate is the new Love

Stuffing is the new Mortar

Chocolate is the new Black

Pepper is the new Salt

Food is the new Food

Fake is the new Real