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Tigho is the new Les
40 is the new 20  ( Anonymous )
Dubstep is the new Bassline
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Google is the new Microsoft  ( Anonymous )
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Your mom is the new Old.  ( Anonymous )
Blank is the new Black
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Louis CK is the new George Carlin  ( Anonymous )
Google before Tweet is the new Think Before You Speak
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Unless we stop it, the future is the new World order
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Trillion is the new Billion  ( Anonymous )
Billion is the new Million  ( Anonymous )
Dipity is the new Sexy
Anal is the new Holding hands
New is the new Old  ( New New Gods -- DCP )
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Paper Towels are the new Burnables  ( Anonymous )
Public is the new Private
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Deli is the new Emporio  ( Rafael Félix )
New is the new Old  ( )
Fuck is the new Shit  ( thanks George! )
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Me is the new You  ( Anonymous )
Green is the new Yellow
Pills are the new Marijuana
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Facebook is the new Apple
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Green is the new Red
Fake is the new Real
Old is the new New
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Rehab is the new Sex Tape
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Green is the new Pink  ( Anonymous )
Porn is the new Church  ( Anonymous )
Britney Spears is the new Mr. Clean
Orange is the new Tan
Laying down is the new Standing up.  ( Nick )
Social network invite is the new Handshake
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Poor is the new Rich
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Sincerity is the new Irony  ( Anonymous )
80 is the new 40
Us is the new Them  ( )
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Meat is the new Vegetarian  ( Anonymous )
Knitting is the new Rock n Roll
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70 is the new 50
White is the new Black
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Time is the new Money
New Years is the new Labor Day
Paper is the new Internet
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Old is the new Young
The Drug War is the new Jim Crow
Wide is the new Black
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Ohio is the new Florida
RSS is the new News
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Globalization is the new Normal
Hate is the new Love
Orange is the new Black
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Storage is the new Chips
Internet Pornography is the new Crack Cocaine
Dachshunds are the new Black
Fat is the new Tobacco
Anal Sex is the new Blowjob
The Butt Crack is the new Cleavage
The Prequel is the new Sequel
Peruvian is the new Mexican
Green is the new Black
Blogging is the new Remote control
Pale is the new Tan
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The Sky is the new Ground
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Gay is the new Black
Audacity is the new CoolEdit
Brendan Benson is the new Loretta Lynn
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Knitting is the new Yoga
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Voting is the new Not voting
Java is the new COBOL
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The Internet is the new Paper
Blog is the new Black
Wesley Clark is the new Bob Graham
Poker is the new Bridge
Idiot is the new Asshole
Monday is the new Sunday
Safety is the new Recklessness
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P5 is the new P2
Time is the new Money
Bryan McFadden is the new Robbie Williams
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Victoria Gotti is the new Donatella Versace
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Newsom is the new Nader
Tuesday is the new Monday
Gay is the new Straight
Green is the new Pink
Black is the new Red
Renting is the new Buying
Thursday is the new Friday
Twelve is the new Eleven
Disorder is the new Order
Awake is the new Sleep
MySpace is the new Friendster
Small is the new Big
Quiet is the new Loud
RSS is the new News
Hate is the new Love
Stuffing is the new Mortar
Chocolate is the new Black
Pepper is the new Salt
Food is the new Food
Fake is the new Real